I could have sworn, cross my heart and all that, that I wrote about sex toys vs. dog toys on this blog earlier??
Maybe it is still one of these now more than 200 drafts that I will never finish and could just as well be deleted.
But since I didn’t write about it, then Buzzfeed decided to do something to get ahead of me and created the Is it a Sex Toy or Dog Toy quiz for you to take.
So what are you waiting for?! Go take it and score better than I did. (I aced it of course).
This test also says everything about why I DON’T have a dog. I mean just imagine a dog running around in the house with the wrong kind of toy in its mouth when there are guests present.
Ew! Anyway…. Just sidetracking while trying to write about what I didn’t know was supposed to be a date.
I accidentally started a longer argument about what pet is the most lesbian pet that all lesbians should have today. Didn’t do it on purpose, but had a brain fart when I overheard another couple discussing lesbians with cats. But apparently it is quite a big issue if you are a lesbian who likes dogs, or if you are a lesbian who are into cats.
And it all began with a discussion if it was too stereotypical and offensive to show a newly married lesbian couple who is hugging a cat, because who would EVER find themselves with a cat in the house and call herself a real Lesbian?
Lesbian stickers, that made Lesbian dog lovers very, very angry.
Honestly with a few rare occasions I mostly meet lesbians who are into cats as pets (if any), and some who preferably got a cat that have been last minute rescued from a shelter of some sorts so they bravely could tell all their friends about their heart breaking rescue mission.
But that is just the kind of people that I generally meet and not that I take offense to lesbian dog lovers.
Decide for yourself. Is the above image of a newly married lesbian couple holding a cat offensive to lesbian dog lovers?
Oh the challenges that we face in life.