I could have sworn, cross my heart and all that, that I wrote about sex toys vs. dog toys on this blog earlier??
Maybe it is still one of these now more than 200 drafts that I will never finish and could just as well be deleted.
But since I didn’t write about it, then Buzzfeed decided to do something to get ahead of me and created the Is it a Sex Toy or Dog Toy quiz for you to take.
So what are you waiting for?! Go take it and score better than I did. (I aced it of course).
This test also says everything about why I DON’T have a dog. I mean just imagine a dog running around in the house with the wrong kind of toy in its mouth when there are guests present.
Ew! Anyway…. Just sidetracking while trying to write about what I didn’t know was supposed to be a date.